Notes from SunnyJay

One of my greatest regrets, and biggest joys, is having grown up in such a way as to give me no pratical knowledge about the basics of college life whatsoever.

Tonight was perhaps the most grueling dinner I’ve ever had in my life.  The company may have been good.  The food may have been edible, however the evening was terrible.  Just awful.  Lets spend 30mins grilling Jason on what he doesn’t know, shall we?  They meant well by it, I know, and I’m not offended by their attempts to care for my brain, however it serves as a fresh reminder of how pathetic my ability to learn and remember things really is.  “List all the stations on the red line.” Me: “oh, well I only know from Shady grove to here.” Them: “Oh, well name them off then.” Me: “Shady Grove, Rockville, twinbrook…” I basically miss the remainder of the stations.

I’m depressed at the moment because for the last three days, It has been repeatedly, and successfully, revealed that I know nothing about the basic knowledge that seems so necessary to life.  I am faced with a wall of “can’ts”, of goals that I set, yet never met.  Ideals that I hold, or am held to, that I am too lazy to meet.  I am a B student – not an A.

I am basically sick and tired of not knowing what is going on around me.  I am frustrated with not knowing what every one else seems to know.  I am fed-up with being the one who is lost, and out of place.  I’m desperate to shed “Mr. Cute” and be normal.  I just want to be competant.  I just want to know I’m doing well, and stop embarrassing myself with my blatent lack of experience. 

Therefore, I going to widthdrawl from college society to focus more on learning those things of life which I’m so far behind in.  Namely, streetnames, and metro stops.  Simply knowing directions will be a major bonus.  Simply leaving the T would help.

Pray for me if you will, that God would help me trust him, and get me out of ths troth of gloominess I’m in now.

With my sincerest thanks,

    -Jason

P.S. I do intend to post more about Boston as soon as I have time again.  I’ve got Mrs. B, Geoff (sp?), Melinda, Harvard U, Legal Seafood, and many more things to write about.  My time in Boston, so stay tuned.

Follow-up report from AU:

Cole’s computer, which was formerly doused with water during the Cunno-Cole wars of a few days ago, has made a full recovery with no noticeable damage to either display or mechanics.

Cunningham is said to be very pleased by the lack of serious damage, but hopes that Cole had learned many valuable lessons about who not to start a war with from the experience.

Cunningham also expressed remorse notably negative turns their relationship seemed to be heading in recent weeks, with the discovery of the “Kristin Papers Debacle” involving a supposed conversation between Cunningham and his sister, Kristin, about Cole.  This transcript was later revealed to have been forged, resulting in a great loss in morale in the Cole camp.

“I am deeply grieved by any distress or disappointment I may have caused to Mr. Cole, and acknowledge my role in a joke that was both poorly timed, and poorly conceived.” Cunningham said during a meeting with Lady Sarah Gmeiner where he presented her with a poster for her months of faithful friendship.  He also expressed a strong desire to rebuild whatever had been jostled by the recent aggression, and expressed his continued commitment to being a trustworthy confidant to both Sarah, and Cole.

He did however, leave room for counter attacks, and pre-emptive attacks on anyone threatening Cunningham Interests in the region, including the Gmeiner Protectorate.

Reporting directly from Hughes Two.

Friends, at the encouragement of Mr. Ryan Cole and Company, I have decided to buzz my hair at some point during the next week.  Not too short, just buzz it.

I’m sure you’ll all agree that this will be a poor idea once we do it, and already Sarah has expressed her reservations about it, however, at the moment I agreed to it, I was in an adventurous mood.  This mood has long since vanished, leaving me with only a promise to buzz my hair.

Goodby hair of a newscaster!

Breaking news from AU:

Jason Cunningham wins water battle in Dorm Hall against Ryan Cole.  Conflict said to be a long and watery one.  Reports say the streets ran with water.  Major Coleian losses include one bed crucial for sleeping, a vintage baseball Calendar, and a possibly stretched-out sweater.  Reports also say that Cole’s computer may also be seriously damaged as a result of the decisive water battle.

Word from Cunningham has it that a politically tense situation exploded today with the assault by Mr. Ryan Cole against Cunningham after he refused to obey an order by Mr. Cole to enter a room.  Mr. Cole threatened Cunningham with a large bottle of water, before tossing it’s contents into Cunningham’s face.

Cunningham then tackled Cole forcing him to retreat into the confines of his room, where he remained in hiding.

Had he simply stayed in hiding, things would have been fine, reports indicate, however he repeatedly assaulted Cunningham with large sprays of water, forcing Cunningham to respond in kind.

The battle was a disheartening stalemate until Mr. Mike Burgtorff entered the battle siding with Cole, he attacked Neutral power Sarah Gmeiner with a large blast of water, causing her to force the door open.

Cunningham took advantage of the opened door by tossing a cup of water directly at Cole’s Bed – the heart of his government.  This attack failed when some water over-shot it’s mark, landing instead on the keyboard of Cole’s Computer.

Reports from the Cole Government say the damage was “puddles” or “small lakes” however Cunningham doubts such large quantities of water could make their way that far.

Currently the laptop is under close observation by both parties, while word of the extent of the damage is yet to come.

Further bulletins as events warrant.

With great sadness and embarrassment, I must report, thanks to our good friend TheFlyingIrish, that the Queen of England wore Green on St. Patrick’s day:

This Photo dated March 17, 2006 (St. Patrick’s day)

USA – CONCORD, Mass.

His Lordship visited the Old North Bridge today located in Concord Mass today, the site of the shot heard around the world during the Revolutionary War.  His Lordship said that he was surprised at the strong Pro-English sentiment expressed at the site, because of the presence of a heart-felt memorial to the British losses.

Grave of British Soldiers – They came three Thousand miles and died, to keep the past upon its throne.  Unheard beyond the ocean tide, Their English mother made her moan.”

Here is the monument shortly after His Lordship’s visit.  You can still the river where he and Lady Gmeiner held the stick races under the bridge.  Three races were held, His Lordship won all three times.
After touring the area, His Lordship, Sir Cunningham, headed off towards the Boston T, the subway mass-transit system, to get a feel for the quality of service along one Boston’s most traveled subway systems, and the oldest system in the United States.  (London’s being, of course, the oldest in the world.)

These pictures were taking shortly before His Lordship’s Arrival, you can see how clean everything appears in preparation for their special guest.

The view of downtown Boston from the Red Line on the T, a similar view was seen by His Lordship when he traveled the line during his tour.  Just as in the picture, the weather was threatening sparked concern that perhaps there would be torrential downpours during the day.
 
His Lordship’s first stop once arriving in Boston, was Quincy Market, by way of Faneuil Hall, and the Boston Town Hall, where His Lordship made a point of experiencing as much of the local color as possible.  His lordship was deeply distressed at the blatant Irish pride being demonstrated throughout the city, which only heightens tensions between His Lordship and Sir Cole.

Boston City Hall – Considered by His Lordship to be one of the strangest-looking buildings in the city – perhaps even the ugliest.

Faneuil Hall, a delightful historic building, where His Lordship ate lunch under it’s magnificent dome.  His Lordship ordered the traditional New England Clam Chowder in a Bread bowl (Notoriously messy) and dinned with his close friend Lady Sarah Gmeiner, and his even closer “enemy” Sir Ryan Cole.  In an interesting political move, both Cole and His Lordship ordered the same thing, probably with the intention of poisoning one, and switching it at the last second, something Cole never got the opportunity to do.

Next stop was the water front where His Lordship inspected the port, and commented on the quality of the harbor.  he described many of the views as ’scenic’ and enjoyed his time immensely.

Another water front scene, probably seen by His Lordship as he toured the area, this one is reminiscent of the late revolutionary war, or possibly something out of Oliver Twist.

His Lordship then headed into the city towards the site of the Boston Massacre, and the old meeting hall.

The magnificently British Old Meeting Hall (Or whatever it’s official name is.)  The Lion and Unicorn are borrowed from the Royal Family’s coat-of-arms, where the Lion stands for Bravery and Courage, and the Unicorn stands for Strength and Courage.  The Clock stands for Courage and time.  Reports say that Sir Cole tried to give some credit to the Irish, by having the Unicorn represent the Irish, however, as His Lordship cleverly said, “this couldn’t possibly be because of its relation to Strength and Courage.  You must pick one or the other, not both.  Strength/courage, or Irish/beer.  It’s clearly Strength/Courage”

This view was enjoyed by His Lordship during his visit to the Boston Commons in downtown Boston.  Due to the time-of-year of His Lordship’s visit, the pond was drained of all water, leaving only a muddy pit.  While analogies were made between the muddy pit, and the Irish soul, no direct quotes were taken down, and can be reported.

Lady Sarah Gmeiner and Sir Ryan Cole show off for the press how proud they are of the pond.

In a press-released photo of His Lordship, we see he doesn’t quite understand the quaint charm a muddy pit has to the Irish people of Boston.  His Lordship is wear his trademark pea-coat, red, rugby shirt, and customary comb-over hair style.

After an incident involved certain members of the trip being pushed into a ice mound at the Boston Commons, His Lordship then attended a meeting with Sir Cole at the Boston Public Library to discuss a lasting peace agreement between the Majestic British People, and the Irish.

Our Hidden cameras captured this image inside the Boston Public Library of His Lordship heading towards his meeting with Sir Cole.  While Cameras were forbidden during the meeting, we here at SunnyJay’s Xanga believe in delivering only the highest quality news possible.  His Lordship is on his way to meet with aides before his meeting with Sir Cole.

Sir Cole pompously arrives at the Boston Public Library for the Peace Conference.  Sir Cole stands in stark contrast to his angelic background, his dark, almost evil figure standing out from the majestic marble.

Again, our hidden cameras capture Sir Cole in preparation with His Lordship’s Aide, Lady Sarah Gmeiner before the meeting.  From the positions of Sir Cole’s arms, our reports indicate he was planning on killing His Lordship later in the day.

…. We Now interrupt this post with a word from xanga: “You have reached your picture post limit for the month”  With this kind word, we’ll stop temporarily… stay tuned.

USA – Groton, Mass.

Word has it that last night Sir Ryan Cole began what appears to be a long verbal assault on His Lordship, Sir Cunningham, during his good-will tour of the prodominently Irish city of Boston.  Security officials said that while tensions between the two may be tense, it’s doubtful whether any real harm could come from several threatening notes sent to His Lordship from Sir Cole last night.

The Following dialogue took place on the eve of His Lordship’s Tour of Boston:

Cole: No I wouldn’t want you to lose any sleep over the fact that you, being English, didnt understand something so small [as what exactly my confusion was in the first place] Thats right i said it.

His Lordship replied with his usual grace and humility, saying, “actually, I’ll be glad to have you within ear and eye shot [so we can get to know each other better, and learn more about each other's culture.]“ His Lordship’s kindess was returned with the following:

“Ear shot is all I need; I learned a thing or two from my [experience in the] contemporary middle east… about needles in the ear [and how they kill people];  I’d be careful what you say in Boston. your words might come back rammed down your throat.  It’s fine and all to play with words, but the real world measures things on actions.“

His Lordship’s security officials, while understandly concerned at Sir Cole’s words, expressed their supreme confidence that His Lordship would not suffer any harm during his tour and were taking note of the threats for future reference.  No mention was made of any change in His Lordship’s plans due to the threat.

USA – Maryland

A spokesperson for Sir Cunningham announced today that his Lordship will be flying to Groton Massachusetts later today to tour the city of Groton, as well as the neighboring city of Boston.  While an exact schedule has not been released by His Lordship’s office, it’s clear that the trip will last no longer than 4 days commencing on Monday.  His Lordship’s plane, flight number, and time of departure are being kept secret due to security concerns in Connecticut.

His Lordship will be hosted by Lady Sarah Gmeiner, a long-time friend of His Lordship’s, and resident of Groton.  A statement from His Lordship says that he eagerly anticipates seeing her again and indicates that he anticipates great things to come from their meeting.

All indications are that on Tuesday His Lordship will be touring the city of Boston accompanied by Lady Sarah Gmeiner, as well as Irishman Sir Ryan Cole.  Cole, a long-time dispraiser of English superiority, has promised to behave civilly while His Lordship tours the region.  However, his very existence is a security concern.

In a statement to the Associated Press, His Lordships chief security analyst Carl Jamerson said, “While Cole’s presence on the tour does give cause for concern, given the history of the Irish, I don’t believe there will be any need to worry – we have matters well under control.”

We expect further reports on His Lordship’s trip to the North East later this week.

Due to Security concerns, we are allowed only to publish His Lordship’s Itinerary indicating a day-by-day breakdown, however nothing further than that.

Monday

-         Fly in to Manchester N.H.

-         Tour of Groton

-         Dinner with Mrs. B (Maybe)

 Tuesday

-         BOSTON

-         Old North Bridge (on the way)

-         Dinner in Boston

Wednesday

-         Cape Cod/grandparents/beach

-         Harvard/Melinda/whitney

-         Gmeiner Home

Thursday

-         Walk in the woods

-         Lunch

-         Dinner with parents

-         School

Ok, I just read/watched this story on the BBC from 1979… a stunning piece of Journalism!  The story is of the assassination of Lord Mountbatten, The Queen’s cousin, who was killed by an IRA bomb.

Watch the BBC Broadcast!
Read the Story!